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Greetings, dudes & dudettes ... and welcome to my bloggy-blog thingy. If you're here to partake of my mind, I'll question your sanity ... and it most certainly won't be long before you're questioning mine. I've decided to have a go at 'blogging' and openly express myself. Not "expose," mind you. For that, you need only find me at a local pub, where I'm sure to be pantsless after a few pints. Kidding. One pint would do it.
MUCH MORE TO COME. I'M JUST GETTIN' WARMED UP TO THIS BLOGGY NOTION HERE.
 
FUTURE ACTUAL POSTS WILL ACTUALLY BE ABOUT ACTUAL STUFF THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS, ACTUALLY ... BUT MAY ACTUALLY INCLUDE ACTUAL SILLINESS, OR ACTUALLY INVOLVE WOMBATS OR ACTUAL SPIDER MONKEYS.

 

Candid Trousers
Meerkat Flash Mobs
Genital Tourism
A Complete Guide To Incomplete Guides
"I've Got Your Nose!" & Other Fun Games With Bernie Sanders
Accidental Orgasms
Clint Eastwood Ate My Dachshund!
Binge-Watching Your Neighbors
Colloquial Chest Hair
The Scourge Of Percussive Tourettes
Staunch Penis-Mongers

Congressional Warts
Gullible Yoga Pants
Virtual Handjobs

Malformed Wallabees
Global Warming Is Nifty!

Because Tits!
Congressional Reach-Arounds

Misunderstood Burritos
Smarmy Fire Hydrants

Greediness Is Next To Godliness
Death Penalty Deck Parties!

Hopeful Kale
The Thrill Of Despair
My Rectum Is A Mailbox
 
And More!
MAY 27, 2020 - HUUUGE, TREMENDOUS, AMAZING BLOG FORTHCOMING!!
You can ignore my original bloggy post below. It's old, much like me.
 
APRIL 12, 2020  |  LET'S KICK THIS BLOGGY THING OFF ON A PERSONAL NOTE


Despite my publicly silly persona and ill-gotten reputation for risky (and risque) behavior, thanks to my social media escapades that bring me (and hopefully some of you) great joy and giddiness ... I do, in fact, think a lot ... about a lot. Undoubtedly, a consequence of obtaining a degree in philosophy in my youth ... or maybe just that Mama didn't raise no idgit, like Jordy Verrill. If you get that reference, you're my kind of people.


But, before I dig deeply in to heady topics, volatile subjects, or otherwise amaze you with my intelligence, wisdom, and possession of all the knowledges ... I'll start this process of self-expression by opening up a little about myself. Perhaps to offer some perspective ... or perhaps just to shed some light on who you think I am.
 
10 THINGS MANY PEOPLE MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT ME
 
1. I'm an insatiable World War II buff, despite finding war to be one of the most reprehensible acts humans commit against each other and this planet.
 
2. While I'm an avid craft beer fan, my fridge is almost always well-stocked with PBR or Rolling Rock. Some beer is for enjoyably "snooty" drinking while discussing its notes of pine, citrus, and delicate floral character ... and some beer is just fer draaankin' around a camp-fire or after a hot day of working in the yard.
 
3. I can't eat mayonnaise, salad dressings, sour cream, guacamole, or most condiments or things that have vinegar in them. The outcome is not pretty. Please stand clear of the nausea blast radius.
 
4. I often question how much I've actually "grown up" over the years ... because to this day, I still think that farting is one of the funniest things ever. Okay, that part you maybe knew.
 
5. I absolutely love fishing ... and hadn't done so in almost ten years, until I very recently rediscovered its joy and am "hooked" once again.
 
6. I've been working on a book (on paper, on my laptop, and in my head) for over 25 years, tentatively entitled 'Uncommon Sense.' Either that, or 'An Incoherent Stream Of Consciousness From A Drunk Guy In His Underwear.'
 
7. I humbly consider myself to be highly intelligent, well-read, sensible, ever-considerate, and thoughtful ... and over the course of my lifetime, I have done some of the absolute dumbest things imaginable.
 
8. If asked to list 10 things of any kind, I literally can't stop myself at ten.
 
9. I was involved with student government during my high school years, and once bitten by the "leadership bug" ... I volunteered for several years after graduating as a counselor at summer leadership camps for the PA Association of Student Councils.
 
10. I'm a terrible procrastinator ... but I'll get back to that point later.
 
11. I'm well-known for being outgoing, care-free, sociable, Mr. Life O' The Party, the pantsless purveyor of perversion, goofiest of goofballs, editor-in-chief of Humping Weekly Magazine, etc, etc, etc. I adore playing music on stage for crowds of 20, 200, or 2,000. I equally adore being amongst large groups of friends, be it at a party or a pub or a concert. I usually have to force myself to be "that guy" ... because I live with severe and often debilitating anxiety and depression every, single day.
 
12. Before falling in love with studying philosophy in my freshman year of college, I was enrolled as a biology major ... with the complete intention of becoming a park ranger.
 
13. While I have many enjoyments and pastimes, the only thing that truly brings me joy is drumming. Okay, and farting. Okay, okay ... and maybe trying to making people laugh.
 
14. I believe in peanut butter, and it makes me clap my hands. See what I mean about not being able to make lists of only 10 things? Most people won't even get that peanut butter reference.
 
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